In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
There’s two balloons in the desert. One says look out for that cactus!
The other goes What Cactussssss...
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
What did the cactus wear with their suit?
A cactie.
What do chic evergreens wear for cruelty-free fashion? Faux fir.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
What is the same shape and size as a sequoia tree, but weighs nothing at all? The tree’s shadow.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What looks like half a pine tree? The other half.
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
What does a stick say when it falls down?
"Wood you help me up?"
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasn’t botany.
Why are trees such great thieves? They really have sticky fingers.
What tree is bought the most at the plant store?
The poplar tree
Why are leaves always getting into risky business? They keep having to go out on a limb.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
Why are dogwood trees amazing pets? They have a great bark and a wooden bite.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
Did you hear about the bank that wanted to put an ATM up a tree? If it works, they are going to expand the idea to other branches.
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
How the tree introduce themselves to the dentist?
“Implant”
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
Why was the tree doctor so good at his job? He could always get to the root of the problem.
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.