What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
Where do birch trees keep their jewelry? In the river bank.
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
It wasn’t very poplar.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
Why do trees like to watch Star Trek? They really relate to the Captain’s log.
Don’t ask me for any tree puns.
Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
Why are trees such great thieves? They really have sticky fingers.
What did the Jedi tell the sacred tree? May the forest be with you.
Why was the tree doctor so good at his job? He could always get to the root of the problem.
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
What does a stick say when it falls down?
"Wood you help me up?"
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
Why was the dogwood always making bad choices? Because he kept barking up the wrong tree.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
What is the tree’s least favorite month of the year? SepTIMBERRRR.
How does a bee travel to a tree? They get on the buzz.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
Next time you’re feeling down, just remember: your plants are rooting for you. Literally!
What type of motorcycle do London Plane trees like to ride? Treeumph.
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
Farmers were in an all out war to decide which vegetable they would plant
It was resolved with a Peas Treaty.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?
A tree.
What did the eskimo say when he chopped down a tree?
Tim-brrr
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
What is it called when a tree stabs his friend in the back?
A be-tree-yal
