Plant Puns

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Plant Puns

What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
How do trees get onto the internet? They just log on.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
Why do trees always get hired? They have the right qual-leaf-ications.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?
Dam.
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
How the tree introduce themselves to the dentist?
“Implant”
Don’t ask me for any tree puns.
Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
It wasn’t very poplar.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
What tree makes fruit that tastes a lot like chicken? Poultree.
Why are dogwood trees amazing pets? They have a great bark and a wooden bite.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
Never go on a date with a cactus
They'll spike your drink
If trees could kill you, they wood.
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
Why wouldn’t the squirrel collect the oak’s acorns today? She called in sick and then went to the beech.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
Why were the spruces in a group of three? They like to travel as a tree-o.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
There’s two balloons in the desert. One says look out for that cactus!
The other goes What Cactussssss...