What did the carp say to his crush?
Don’t play koi with me!
How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?
If you are, sea kelp
How did the shark plead in the murder case?
Not gill-ty.
I went fishing in the ocean the other day and caught one fish
but I think it was just a fluke.
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
Why are seabirds so lucky in love?
Because one good tern always deserves another.
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
What does a fish say when he makes a mistake?
It was just a fluke!
Why did the fisherman suddenly redirect his boat?
Just for the halibut.
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?
It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned.
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
How do you split the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw.
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Pier pressure.
Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?
To get to the other tide.
I wanted make a joke about the ocean, but it's too deep
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
My dad hates the ocean, but the other day he bought a boat.
He never could resist a good sail.
I can't believe I can't see the bottom of the ocean.
It's unfathomable.
I was going to tell a joke about the natural disaster in the Indian Ocean
But it was too Tsunami.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob.
What did the Ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
What did the tuna say to her overzealous partner?
I think we need to scale things back here.
What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?
It a-piers we have a problem.