What do fashionable mountains wear when it's cold? An ice cap.
What do you call an amazing day up a mountain? A peak experience.
I would love climbing to the peak of Mount Everest, but I do not see the point.
How about the most dangerous mountain in the world? Kill-a-man-jaro.
Do you know what is the actual difference between hell and hill? It is only a fine line.
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
I was hiking in mountains the other day and a big cat started attacking me
Man, I puma pants
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
Never forget how beautiful the mountains are. You don't want to take them for granite.
What does a mountain often do at its daily meal? It avalunch.
A disappointed Dad tells a knock-knock joke to his teenage son: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're a mountain." "You're a mountain, who?" "You're a mountain to nothing, son!"