What world-famous rock group has four guys that don't even sing? Mount Rushmore.
What is the most favourite drink of a cow? Mountain Moo.
What do we call a flock of sheep that tumbles down a mountain? They are called a lamb-slide.
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
Hi, Cliff!
My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
A disappointed Dad tells a knock-knock joke to his teenage son: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're a mountain." "You're a mountain, who?" "You're a mountain to nothing, son!"
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is because it's peak comedy
Two rocks at the bottom of a mountain. First rock: Avalanche!
Second rock: Ha! I'm not gonna fall for that again!
When a mountain falls sick, it tells the doctor that he's feeling really very, very hill.
I would love climbing to the peak of Mount Everest, but I do not see the point.
Whenever I hear folksy stories about the hills, I can never get over them.
