What do fashionable mountains wear when it's cold? An ice cap.
I would love climbing to the peak of Mount Everest, but I do not see the point.
Never forget how beautiful the mountains are. You don't want to take them for granite.
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
Hi, Cliff!
I was going to make another mountain pun but I can't think of summit.
What do we call a flock of sheep that tumbles down a mountain? They are called a lamb-slide.
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
The mountain got promoted because he was at the peak of his career!
What's the name of the funniest mountain range in the world? The Himhilarious.
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.
