What do you call an amazing day up a mountain? A peak experience.
There was once a mountain biker who murdered everyone in his path because he was a clinical cycle-path!
I was going to make another mountain pun but I can't think of summit.
What does a mountain often do at its daily meal? It avalunch.
I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
What do fashionable mountains wear when it's cold? An ice cap.
I was hiking in mountains the other day and a big cat started attacking me
Man, I puma pants
There's snow place like the mountains in winter.
I would love climbing to the peak of Mount Everest, but I do not see the point.
What do you call a friendly volcano? Lava-ble.