Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What do you call a Minotaur in a playground?
A swing and a myth.
Why did the zombie go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What did the zombie say after seeing his neighbor’s new car?
- I’m green with envy!
How did the skeleton baker make bread?
He Knee-d it.
What’s a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What sound does it make when an ogre eats a witch for breakfast?
Snap cackle n' pop
I asked a vampire if I could borrow some money. He told me he needed to go to the blood bank.
How does a vampire bat enter his house?
Through the bat flap.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
What do you call a rich goblin?
GOBLING.
What do you call a zombie door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
I heard Medusa looked really pretty.
In fact, her looks were stunning.
What did the zombie say when she fell out with her vampire friend?
- You're dead to me!
What do hydras fear the most?
Dehydration!
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What do bony people use to get into their homes?
A skeleton key.
The vampire decided to eat a throat lozenge. It was the only thing he could think of to stop his coffin fit.
Where does a Portuguese skeleton live?
Lis-bone
Did you see that movie about King Kong, the giant ape?
The plot was pretty bananas.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Never believe minotaurs...
Half of everything they say is bull.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
How does a goblin eat a hotdog?
By goblin it.
Why didn’t the lady skeleton wear a bikini?
Because she was big boned.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What kind of jokes do skeletons tell?
Humerus ones.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What does a vampire do after taking a shower?
It stands on a bat mat.
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry??
Shrekspeare.