A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
I don’t care if all of the other giants see me as a big joke for filing a restraining order on a guy I’ve got 75 feet on.
Beanstalked is a serious matter.
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What do troll mathematicians like to solve?
Parabolems?
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Why do zombies speak Latin?
It’s a dead language.
What do you call an ogre in an accident?
A car Shrek.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What kind of makeup do zombies wear?
Mas-scare-a.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What happened to the skeleton who sat by the fire for too long?
He became bone dry.