Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What streets do zombies live on?
Dead ends.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
Why didn’t the skeleton rob the bank?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
What do you call an undead bee?
A zom-bee.
What is a zombie's favorite kind of weather?
Brainstorms.
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
How did the skeletons make s’mores when they went camping?
They made them on the bone-fire.
Everyone loves my Halloween costume, but I still see room for improvement.
I guess I'm an ogre-achiever.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room.
I met a French vampire who had an attention deficit problem. We called him Drac..ooh la la!
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
Where do vampire bats go to take out a loan?
To the blood bank.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
How did the skeleton baker make bread?
He Knee-d it.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
What kind of jokes do skeletons tell?
Humerus ones.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Witch you were here.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton?
- You’re dead to me.
Why did the skeleton have a broken heart?
His Boney lay over the ocean.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What do you call a Minotaur in a playground?
A swing and a myth.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.