What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
Afraid he wouldn’t get into college the skeleton spent the weekend boning up on algebra.
What do you call a troll that’s in charge?
In control.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
Because he had a bone to pick.
How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
"This graveyard's gotten way too popular," said the zombie to the vampire.
"People are dying to get in."
What job did Dracula’s son have on his little league team?
Bat boy!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What do you call an ogre in an accident?
A car Shrek.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What kind of birds do skeletons like?
Sea skulls.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
“Watch out! The road curves ahead” cried the skeleton.
“It’s spine“ replied the driver.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
Never believe minotaurs...
Half of everything they say is bull.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?
He wanted to amaze his wife.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai.
What do you call a zombie who stir-fries?
Dead Man Wokking
What do you call it when a monster gets mad?
Ogre-reacting!
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Why don’t people like grumpy vampires?
Because they have bat tempers.
Did you hear about the zombie after-school club?
It's dead in that place.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Why did the zombie lose his lawsuit?
He had no leg to stand on!
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Why did the skeleton start the fight?
He had a bone to pick.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Why don't zombies eat comedians?
They taste funny.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What do bats say to vampires?
“You suck!”
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
Why was Van Helsing so dedicated to killing Count Dracula?
Because he staked his whole reputation on it!
What do you call a lineup of food with lots of garlicky dishes?
Buffet the Vampire Slayer!