How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
Why didn’t the skull go to the dentist?
It was too-th late.
The local vampire society is constantly growing. They are always looking for new blood.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
An Indonesian Giant stubbed his foot on a volcano...
- Did he Krakatoa?
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
What is black, white and dead all over?
A zombie in a tuxedo.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What happened to the skeleton who sat by the fire for too long?
He became bone dry.
What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry??
Shrekspeare.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
Who is Medusa’s cheesy cousin?
Gorgon Zola
If you're wondering if someone's become a vampire, there's an easy way to tell. A true vampire is always coffin.
Vampires love corny jokes and puns. I don't think they're funny, but it's probably to do with them being pun-dead.
What is a skeleton’s favorite thing to do with their cell phone?
Take skelfies.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What job on a construction site is best suited to a skeleton?
Cranium operator.
Why can't the zombie get a job?
They all want someone more lively.
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
How did the skeleton know the other skeleton was lying?
He could see right through him.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
"This graveyard's gotten way too popular," said the zombie to the vampire.
"People are dying to get in."
What is a skeleton’s favorite TV show?
Bone-anza!
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
What do you call a goblin brigand?
A robgoblin.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Why don’t skeletons do well at sports?
Because they have no skin in the game!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Where do zombie monkeys live?
In the brain forest.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What streets do zombies live on?
Dead ends.
What do you call a criminal vampire?
A fangster.