Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
How does a vampire keep fit?
Batminton.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
Why do vampires always dress so nice?
Because they’re so vein!
Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn’t in it.
There are two skeleton teachers at school. One is humerus, but the other is very sternum.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
"This graveyard's gotten way too popular," said the zombie to the vampire.
"People are dying to get in."
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
A vampire returned a mirror to my shop the other day. It wasn't faulty or anything, he just said he couldn't see himself using it.
What kind of pet fish did the skeleton have?
A bonefish.
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
- Will you marrow me?
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
How do you kill a southern vampire?
You bless his heart.
How did the skeleton know the other skeleton was lying?
He could see right through him.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
Tne thing you won't catch a vampire ordering in a restaurant is a stake sandwich.
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What do you call a lineup of food with lots of garlicky dishes?
Buffet the Vampire Slayer!
What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
What do you call a zombie driving a Ferrari?
A zoombie.
I walked past Mozart's grave.
He was sitting up, shouting "Braaiinnss" and ripping up all his music.
I guess he's a decomposer now.
Where does a Portuguese skeleton live?
Lis-bone
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What do troll mathematicians like to solve?
Parabolems?
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What is a zombie's favorite kind of weather?
Brainstorms.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What kind of TV does a skeleton watch?
A skelevision.
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Why did the vampire refuse to eat his eggs?
Because they were sunny side up!