Why shouldn't you smoke weed during a thunder storm?
Because lightning strikes the highest object.
My wife said the stretch marks on her legs looked like lightning bolts...
So I said, that's because you have thunder thighs.
What do you call a chicken that was struck by lightning?
Air fried.
My wife drives like lightning.
I don't mean she drives fast - she hits trees.
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
Shocking isn't it.
What did the lightning strike survivor say when interviewed?
"It was shockingly powerful. Like, it really Hertz"
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair who keeps getting struck by lightning?
A handicapacitor.
My neighbors house got struck by lightning.
It hit close to home.