Did you know humans can be struck by lightning?
I was shocked when I found out.
What did the lightning strike survivor say when interviewed?
"It was shockingly powerful. Like, it really Hertz"
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
Shocking isn't it.
My neighbors house got struck by lightning.
It hit close to home.
Why was there lightning and thunder in the lab?
The scientists were brainstorming.
What do you call a baby tree struck by lightning?
A zapling.
My wife drives like lightning.
I don't mean she drives fast - she hits trees.
Why shouldn't you smoke weed during a thunder storm?
Because lightning strikes the highest object.