When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.
How does Santa look after the grass on his three gardens? Ho, ho ho.
The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.
Please don't make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
The police officer went to the crime scene and he saw that there had been a murder in the dense grasslands. Guess, we could call it a grass-assination.
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impekkable.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
No matter how much she trimmed the particular strand of grass, the unruly grass kept on growing- what a grass-cal!
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
During a family discussion, my father said that grass is not greener than other plants. No one should make a biased grass-umption like that.
What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
Cow-workers!
The clients who buy from our gardening store are grass-ured that the artificial lawn grass would not lose its color with use.
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
Grass absorbs nutrients always by the process of grass-imilation.
Neighbor Dad 1: How often do you cut the grass? Your lawn looks so much better than mine!
Neighbor Dad 2: That's on a need to mow basis.
My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
A friend went in to his garden, dug a hole in the grass and filled it with water. I think he meant well.