My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
Crabgrass in my lawn is always fighting to prevent good grass seed from rooting...
Guess you could say I'm caught in the middle of a turf war
My family wanted me to cut the grass, but I couldn't get myself mow-tivated.
A friend went in to his garden, dug a hole in the grass and filled it with water. I think he meant well.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
I went to a restaurant and had a salad. Afterward, I got an intense pain in my stomach. I visited the doctor and he told me that I had grass-troentiritis.
Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impekkable.
A friend of mine is his team's best footballer on paper. Unfortunately, they play most of their games on grass.
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
Cow-workers!
I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.
Please don't make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
I'd cut the grass but it's against the lawn.
The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?
Lawn-Forcement
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
All the grasses were bumping into each other because the grass-light wasn't working in the streets.
Having a dirt yard instead of grass is a bold move...
But having a giant rock is boulder.