The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
My cat just cut the grass.
She's a lawn meower.
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
Grass absorbs nutrients always by the process of grass-imilation.
The police officer went to the crime scene and he saw that there had been a murder in the dense grasslands. Guess, we could call it a grass-assination.
During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.
Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut.
My grandpa used to cut the grass before he died
but he has been lawn gone.
Crabgrass in my lawn is always fighting to prevent good grass seed from rooting...
Guess you could say I'm caught in the middle of a turf war
The feds were on a global hunt for a cow who was known to hide behind foliage. They finally located her in Moss-cow.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impekkable.
The clients who buy from our gardening store are grass-ured that the artificial lawn grass would not lose its color with use.
Why is a field of grass always older than you?
Because it's pasture age
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
Dad has a pet snake that eats the grass in his yard.
It's a lawnboa.
A friend went in to his garden, dug a hole in the grass and filled it with water. I think he meant well.
It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
They're over dew.
I used to make loads of money clearing leaves from lawns. I was raking it in.
The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.