No matter how much she trimmed the particular strand of grass, the unruly grass kept on growing- what a grass-cal!
The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
I went to a restaurant and had a salad. Afterward, I got an intense pain in my stomach. I visited the doctor and he told me that I had grass-troentiritis.
I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.
Please don't make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
I'd cut the grass but it's against the lawn.
My cat just cut the grass.
She's a lawn meower.
Having a dirt yard instead of grass is a bold move...
But having a giant rock is boulder.
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
Why is a field of grass always older than you?
Because it's pasture age
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He's a lawn mooer.
My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impekkable.
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
Crabgrass in my lawn is always fighting to prevent good grass seed from rooting...
Guess you could say I'm caught in the middle of a turf war
What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?
Lawn-Forcement
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!