What is your favorite yoga pose?
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Baby, you're a firework.
Give me your number so I can make the call.
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Hey how’s it going? Ben jammin’ much today?
There’s snow one like you.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
How was heaven when you left it?