Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
I could never Passover you.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
"It's not me, it's you!"
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
I love all of your stratified layers!
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.