Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
You have one compact set.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Mirra.

Mirra who?

Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Roses are red

Violets are blue

Girl its been fun

But im leaving you
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.