Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Love me do
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
I now believe in Angels.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Give me your number so I can make the call.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
You are my butter-half!