Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
I Tour de Francy you.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
If you were here, Abby all over you
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Here comes the sun of my life
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.