Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Baby you got the perfect route for me.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
Baby, you rock my world!
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
I'm Havana dream about you.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
I can score from multiple positions.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.