Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
How was Heaven when you left it?
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
"It's not me, it's you!"
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
Belize let me hold you.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
You're the thought that counts!
Are you a barista? I like you a latte