Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Hello Boo-tiful.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
I really caribou-t you.
Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
You're a good egg.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
How about a kanga-root?
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.