Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Sorry do you have a rope on you?
I got lost in your eyes and need help getting out
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
I Wanna Be Your Man
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I'd run miles just to be with you.