Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
You are my raisin to smile.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
I’m soy into you.
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
All you need is MY love
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
Composers always score.
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.