Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
Baby, you're a firework.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
How was heaven when you left it?
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.