Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
You set my heart bonfire.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
How about you and I form a binary system?
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
You had me at taco.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Nice beach balls, can I play?