You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Nathan compares to you
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Honey, you’re a slam dunk!
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.