Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.