Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
I can be your travel pillow.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Do you like free samples?
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I C Major potential in us getting together.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
Well I can’t Eli to you, you’re pretty cute
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
You just caused a heat wave.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
All you need is MY love
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
I Ecuador you.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
Composers always score.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.