Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
I didn't know angels flew this low.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Me: Did it hurt?

Her: Did what hurt?

Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!