Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
Well I can’t Eli to you, you’re pretty cute
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Baby you got the perfect route for me.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!