I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Do you like free samples?
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
I like you cherry much.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
Listen, I’ve got a couple important questions and I really need Samanthas
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.