Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Can I hold your hand?
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
Belize let me hold you.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
You leave me Wonton more.
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
I think we need to become better strangers.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
You set my heart bonfire.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.