Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
Can I slip one past your goalie?
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
Sorry for not calling sooner, I was budy complaining to Spotify for not naming you the year's hottest single.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
Love me till ice cream.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
I like the way you espresso yourself.