Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
I Wanna Be Your Man
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
I love your energy.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.