Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.