I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
You look good on your yoga mat.
I think you're barbe-cute.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Wanna churn butter with me?
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
You are my raisin to smile.
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
I’m soy into you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Nice Ass-teroid.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.