I know Benjamin Franklin.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
I think you are just A-Cora-able
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
You just caused a heat wave.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Permission to board?
So, is it my dugout or yours?
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
There’s snow one like you.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
The only thing hotter than today is you.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.