Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.