You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
You are so right. And I am so left.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?