Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
Honestly, I really lilac you.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Sorry for not calling sooner, I was budy complaining to Spotify for not naming you the year's hottest single.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Butch.

Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Honeydew.
Honeydew who?

Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.