I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
I can turn your software into hardware.
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
If you were a baseball field could I hit a homerun.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Your name is insert name here?
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
When are you due back in heaven?
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
I can score from multiple positions.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.