Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
Your lab or my lab?
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!