I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
I want you. I knead you.
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
If you were a baseball field could I hit a homerun.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t