Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
How much will $20 get me?
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
How about you and I form a binary system?
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I would love to show you first class.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!