Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
Your lab or my lab?
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
I Tour de Francy you.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Hey how’s it going? Ben jammin’ much today?
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.