Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Love me till ice cream.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Can you drive my car?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
You are one well-defined function!
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Jamaican.

Jamaican who?

Jamaican me horny.
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.