I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Wow Avery, love the name. Makes sense since you are Avery beautiful girl.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
I find my core strength in you.
Nice asteroids.
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.