You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I really caribou-t you.
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
I can score from multiple positions.
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.