Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?